So. Let's talk some real shit. Throughout our course of falling in Love, Eskil has promised us many things. To name a few: weather, wildlife, (Monitor Lizards), dungeons, THE MOON, hydro-electric power plants, Rescue Pods, a PVP server, the Move Tool, baby seals to club, sounds, FIXING THE FUCKING EMPTY TOKENS, Wild Fires, and finally, saving the Kadeshi Junktion(sic) from deforestation. But who's counting? So here's the deal. Some of those things have been implemented, but lots of them are LOST. But let's talk about Eskil's flaming love afair:
Fire and Brimstone
Among the things Eskil promised us, one of them is on the verge of fruition: weather. We have rain. Now, we need a change to armageddon. It should be fire and brimstone falling from the sky. With wild-fires up and running it'd be pure insanity (and not awkwardly controlled by the height of the monolith). Monitor Lizards would RAMPAGE through the Kadeshi Junktion(sic) devastating everything in their path! Then, the torrential rains would come, flooding away the powerful flames of destruction, thus sending the Monitor Lizards back from whence they came.
Bombs and Terrorism
On a much brighter and fantastic note, earlier this week, I recieved a charming e-mail from the little-known "Rastabon" ... While he was checking IP addresses and where people come from when they visit our AWESOME SITE, a pleasent surprise greeted him. Crazed internet browsers were using GOOGLE!!!!! .... rofl, jk, but really, net surfers were searching for "bomb manufacture" in google, and coming to our very own Bomb Manufacture page. Pure hilarity. I'm glad suicidal terrorist kids are coming to us for guidance. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy :D
~Old Man Samakon, Master of Armageddon Ideas.